Stovepiping

An act of sodomy in which the giver repeatedly withdraws the penis fully from the rectum of the receiver, usually resulting in a gape, and forcefully reinserts it.

"Dude, I was stovepiping Mary last night, now her asshole won't close!"

by TheBlanker January 14, 2008

Stovepiping

Wearing your belt one or two holes too tight to prolong the brewage in your large intestine subsequently making your farts smell horrific and nausea inducing.

Bro, what time are you going to be home? I've been stovepiping all day. You can smell each individual 16 herbs and spices!

by Sparky145 February 16, 2017

stove pipe

A sexual position that is performed from a classic missionary style, from which the girl raises her ass in the air , and clutches her knees to her breasts. With the vaginal crevace aiming skyward, the man will step over her, aim his weiner downward at the vagina, insert it, and squat up and down as to provide friction that would result in the eventual spurting of the wang. A stove pipe can also be performed using the asshole and the weiner. This is also called a stove pipe.

I stovepiped your wife.

by Dirty Dog March 27, 2003

stovetime

When the time changes and you spring forward or fall back, the one electronic device in your house that doesn't change automatically, causes you to be extremely late or extremely early.

Sorry I'm late, I'm on Stovetime.

by Phantomcabie January 2, 2016

stodgepipe

A womans vagine

M - "How was the beach?"
F - "Great but I got sand in my stodgepipe"
M - "Rough"

by Claim Name April 28, 2020

stove pipe

The biggest blackest cock on the planet. Most girls crave this piece of meat.

Susan: Hey beth i heard you took Jamal's stove pipe last night.
Beth: Yea it was sooo much better than mikes!

by B willy November 9, 2006

Stove Pipe Ankles

When the thickness of a person's ankles are the same thickness as thier calves.

It will look like an old stove pipe.

This is very unattractive and wierd looking.

What the hell is wrong with your leg Micheal!!??

Your ankles are the same size as your calves.

Ha Ha

You have stove pipe ankles..!!..

I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.

by dwarren December 21, 2005