Shove it up your ass sideways

Meaning;I don't give a f***! Get away or I'll kick your ass,my foot going in sideways! Used when extremly annoyed or pissed off by somebody. Also can be used as a comeback

Annoyed
Person 1:Oh,Oh,Oh can I have your autograph?!
Person 2: Just shove it up your ass sideways,damnit! D<

Comeback
Person 1:Coward!!
Person two:shove it up you ass sideways.

by FlippyHippy October 8, 2010

Shove One Up

Fuck, or "put your dick in"

I want to shove one up her pussy!

by Steaver370 April 26, 2004

Stoke her up

When you get a girl really horny by rubbing your bulge on her from behind.

Hey bro I'm gonna stoke her up in a a sec after I pop a viagra

by Salt My Fries December 21, 2017

shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.

Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro

by earphoneshiffer July 22, 2018

shove it up a little swing

To put your cock up her arse

Just shove it up a little swing

by Cazsucksass June 28, 2016

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

A rude phrase.

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.

by TheDofToca February 3, 2023

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019