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Cold Stone Stunner

An alcoholic drink, to make it, add one part Budweiser, one part Pabst Blue Ribbon, a splash of vanilla extract, topped off with a scoop of your favorite ice cream, make sure you smash something made of glass before drinking for maximum effect
Why the hell doesn't Friendly's serve Cold Stone Stunners!?
by Metallicajunkie October 10, 2018
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Stoner's dozen

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I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.
by Andrea Pirlo February 28, 2015
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The Stoner's Haircut

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.
Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!
by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011
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stone soup

This is what you make when a friend in your group who has no other friends and no one even likes asks you to hang out with them and you do so out of pity. However, he/she is only tolerable if everyone else in your group comes over at the same time so the person gets placed in the background. This is reminiscent of a children's story of the same name in which something inedible (stone soup) becomes tolerable if everyone chips in.
"Susan asked me to hang out with her on Friday night. Can you and Matt come over so I don't have to put up with her alone?"

"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."
by rainbownights April 15, 2010
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Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009
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stoner's code

mutual agreements of all those that smoke reefer.
Such as:
1) Do not snitch
2) Do not take greens on your buddys weed
3) When taking greens, do not burn the whole bowl
4) Do not be a scavenger, if you want a hit, either throw down, or wait until you are offered one
5) When offered a hit of a spliff that is not yours, take a hit only

these are only some of the rules that must never be broken
ME: You Snitched? That's totally against stoner's code

Mike: Who cares? I'm a total dick anyways...
by The trustworthy Cheecher December 30, 2008
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Stone Soup Essay

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.
How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.
by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011
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