Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention

"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

by j-dog April 21, 2003

stoned

when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.

Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos

by highbastard1 January 17, 2009

on stone

reference to the Almighty Black P. Stone Nation in Chicago. Basically saying "on god" but promising truth by swearing on the gang

imma handle it, on stone

by idkiguess October 13, 2020

Stonely

The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.

Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.

by creativenate88 July 14, 2011

Stoned

The state of total nirvana.
feeling completely on top of the world.
when you cant think right. forget things in 4 minutes. super hungry. laughing at everything. talking in a weird voice.

Person- man im so stoned. ON FUCK WHERE ARE MY HANDS?

Person- What the meanings of toenails, man?
Person #2- Dude you are stoned.

by Probation Kills August 9, 2008

on stone

equivalent to saying: dead serious, truth, forreal

she ugly as fuck on stone
on stone ima beat that bitch

by Jbarbie20 March 5, 2012

in stone

Like saying facts or TRUTH except way more official

Person one: Pizza is the perfect balance of all life’s greatest attributes.

Person two: Yessss. That’s in stone!

by ShoulderBoulder December 16, 2019