Stiven

A fortnite legend with the penis the size of Jupiter

That new kid stiven has nice tits

by Harry_balzack6000 January 20, 2022

Josh Spivey

Surfer/singer
General dude

josh spivey's a bit like Jason Mraz

by abby292929 October 15, 2010

Jayden Spivey

A guy who's funny and messed up in the head. He's a class clown but outside of school he's a shit head. When he's in a relationship he starts simping.

Person 1: Look at him
Person 2: I know right he's a Jayden Spivey

by Scuxly September 30, 2020

shivey

Pronounced 'Shy~vee'
Means 'to come up short in count.

For example, if you paid for 12 oranges, and there were only 11 in the bag, you'd say it was a 'shivey count'

The term was coined in the drug industry, when customers would receive a bag that was inadequate, they would complain of a "shivey count"

"Dude, that last bag was pretty shivey. It was only a 6.5, when it should have been a 7!'

"If you buy from Pete, you gotta be careful, cuz he's known to give out shivey grams"

by Lofe A Lofe November 25, 2011

The Stiverson Maneuver

When a man sticks his dick in a girls anus, then tasers her. Supposedly this will cause a tighter sensation. However, it sucks once you realize you're getting shocked too.

See above-"The Stiverson Maneuver"

by Anonymous 123123 January 14, 2009

stimey

to have no chance
to not have a shot at success/fun
failure/suckyness is inevadible
a bad situation to be in

Boss: Yeah.. you are going to need to come on in on Saturday and work on the cover sheet to your TPS report.

Employee: (thinks to himself) uhh STIMEY!

by DJ Willy T February 17, 2010

Stiver

The action of being screwed over

I better bend down, this report is going to Stiver me.

by OMG Pony February 3, 2010