bitch sitch

1. One's overall situation with women in terms of prospective dating.

2. A situation pertaining to one's relationship with his or her girlfriend.

1. Dude Jamie wants to go on a double date or something, so you need to find a girl quick, what's your bitch sitch like?

2. So I heard you and Leah have been arguing non stop. What's the bitch sitch now?

by Steve Holt! August 20, 2012

Bitch Switch

A switch to get a annoying female to stop talking or shut up

“ Hey bro that chick is so annoying” “Ya she needs a bitch switch”

by srygs June 7, 2009

Bitch Switch Countdown

When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins

5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!

by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006

Bitch switch

When a man is fucking one girl and there is another one around he yells switch!!

im in the bed with my girl and her friend is out in th living room chillin i yell switch

by ab January 16, 2003

Bitch Switch

A term used by the listener when a person is bitching about one issue only to start bitching about an unrelated issue in the same conversation.

What I thought was going to be a quick vent about her boss, she pulled one bitch switch after another for over two hours.

by J.Edward December 16, 2008

Bitch switch

when a man is fucking a bitch and there is another bitch there and he hollas SWITCH

by amber January 10, 2003

The PMS bitch switch

Its a very comon occurance. When a a woman is dating a man, and its almost "the time of the month" usually at this time she is experiancing pms. She may be have the cramps, but the over all bitchy attitude is coming from the man.

Woman: How was you day honey?
Man: Fine, Im Suprised you care.
Woman: Well i got really bad cramps so im going to lay down
Man: you would do that fatty
Woman: Hmm i got the cramps and you got the bitch

Roommate: THE PMS BITCH SWITCH

by the mix up September 3, 2011