stirling

City in central Scotland, has a lot of history to it. Too many neds, etc but it's not that bad a place really.

I live in Stirling, it's so much nicer than Falkirk

by spankmyass December 30, 2003

stirring the yogurt

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

by userbits March 7, 2010

stirling

Usually α very hot male that all girls only wish to bang. He is always getting the hottest girls nothing less, Mainly brunettes. But when he falls in love he is α keeper and should not let him go.

"Ah look at stirling i wish i could get in his pants. - same he is so hot "

by revolixel October 12, 2011

sternie

A human definition of arrogance, one who attends the Stern School of Business at NYU and never ceases to gloat of his/her intellectual dominance over the "normie."

Yuwei is a Sternie, but most people know him as a self-consumed asshole

by Creamymustard May 29, 2017

Sirnight

Sirnight is basically a Gardevoir but in Japanese.

Sirnight is the embrace pokemon.
Pokedex Number: 282

Sirnight, Sirnight Sirnight :)

Person: Yay, Sirnight! :D

by Gardevoir :D March 7, 2020

stirring someone's onions

an analogy for observantly tuning into the needs of someone around you who is very wrapped up in their own shit or maybe others people's shit, so much so that without even knowing it they could really use someone to step in and help them with all that shit. Maybe you're just being a good friend and your friend can be a bit of a space cadet so you regularly steer them away from walking into traffic even when you think they might be paying attention. That counts too. If you didn't step in and "stir their onions" those metaphorical onions might burn. Those onions could even be literal, thus where the term was coined.

"stirring someone's onions", "my onions just got stirred", "stirring my onions",

ex: Hey, thanks for being a good friend and stirring my onions, girl. I just got so caught up with my shit, and other people's shit...it was real nice of you to take my cat to get spayed cuz cats in heat...well, that shit is weird.

ex: Well Jesus F*&$ Face! My onions just got stirred! Thank goodness you were here to break into my car and let some air in, I can't believe I left little Timmy Tommerson in his car seat for that long! Thanks Betsy, its been one hell of a day.

ex:

Me: Aaaaahhhh ssshhhheeeeiiiitttt man, how did you know I was hurtin' so bad for some Fisherman's Friends cough drops?
Person stirring my onions: Well I noticed that you have a bit of a cough, and I've seen you with the Friends several times now...you just seemed really caught up with getting drunk so I thought I'd grab some for you while I was out.

by timmy_tommerson January 14, 2014

stirrings

a word that is used alot in The Giver, when a boy or girl when hits the adolesent stage and gets dreams of sexual longing for the other sex.

Mom: " johny what did u dream about last night?"

johny : " well it was about amber and she was in a bikini dancing infront of me"

Dad: "looks like someone got their stirrings!"

by smackdatsoujaboy March 25, 2008