The Stinkin Lincoln

In the tradition of the dirty sanchez, when banging your woman from behind, just as your about to blow it, scoop some poop from her chute and smear it from ear to ear, so she looks like Abe, then as she tries to scramble away in disgust, "shoot" her in the back of the head a la John Wilkes Booth, with your DNA pudding.

My new lady friend didn't enjoy The Stinkin Lincoln i pulled on her last night.

by The Poops September 9, 2005

stinkin lincoln

A Stinkin' Lincoln is a sexual act in which a man engages in anal sex and withdraws his feces covered penis, with which he draws a beard on his partner's face.
Bonus points for a top hat.

"I gave Betty a stinkin lincoln last night instead of going to ford theater."

by J.W. Booth February 14, 2008

assassination of abraham stinkin

When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.

I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.

by Mr.Quackers5380 September 8, 2009

stinkson

one who stinks and has naturally flat nipples. aka brazilian pancakes.

peter- dude check o ut that chick with the brazilian pancakes!
brian- yea and whats that rank ass smell?
peter- idk dude..it might be that chick, bertha.
brian- oh yea total stinkson!

by marky mark simpson December 23, 2006

stinking bishop

A penis, either still erect, semi erect or flaccid, that has not yet been washed after being used for anal sex.

She said,"No, I will not suck off your stinking bishop!"

by meam1 May 16, 2006

Stinkwrinkle

Stinkwrinkle: A puckered anus, your butthole.

She forgot to wipe her stinkwrinkle and now it itches.

by Pikkel Weezel June 3, 2005

Stinkin'

An unattractive person.

Sorry to say this mate, but your girlfriend is stinkin'

by Manx bloke September 6, 2006