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Stimulus Slave

People who quit their jobs and rely on stimulus checks. They are able-bodied but just too fucking lazy to get off their asses and work, and are also notorious for blowing their checks quickly on stupid shit.
Steve: "Dude, Ted is such a stimulus slave. He's been living off the government tit for a year."

Jeff: "Yeah dude, he blows those checks so fast too."

Steve: "If uncle Joe stops sending free money, Ted is fucked."
by cockmcbites August 4, 2021
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Pre-loaded Stimulus

New term/phrase from the left/woke which simply means “your cash savings”.
We need to find a way to leverage the pre-loaded stimulus to help our economy recover from the pandemic.
by TrudeauMustGo December 6, 2020
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my package needs a stimulus

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.
by BPB 562 February 15, 2009
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IRS Stimulus Check

My great grandmother that was born in 1933 received an IRS stimulus check today, however I've filed 4 months ago and still dont have mine.
by FormerIRSagent June 1, 2020
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The Stimulus Package

A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.
I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages
by Thasnaaaaaasty July 20, 2013
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accepting the stimulus

Free-market capitalist euphemism for adultery. See "hiking in Appalachia."
"I'll be in Argentina for a few days," said the governor, "accepting the stimulus."

"Good for you, Sir," said his aide with a knowing wink. "Accept the hell out of it."
by "Hello," she lied June 24, 2009
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Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan

A radical plan to stimulate our economy that has been rumored to go into effect next year. This plan legalizes weed for one day (4/20) and allows only certain stores to sell whatever kind of food cooked with marijuana they desire. It is a proven fact that pot smokers are on the rise, especially with rappers such as Lil' Wayne who idolize pot smoking. This plan could make for one of America's most profitable days of the year, perhaps even surpassing Christmas!
The Stair Case Kids were just chillin (obviously on the staircase) and they realized that Obama's 4:20 Stimulus Plan could stimulate the economy and their minds at the same time!
by StairCaseKids April 26, 2009
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