Sterlin

Sterlin is a funny, but sometimes crazy guy. He knows the some of the most random and weirdest facts, and also likes attention. But he also has some pretty close friends who knows he likes to joke around a lot.

Girl1: I have a new best friend..
Girl2: Oh really? Whats his/her name?
Girl1: Sterlin.
Girl2: Cool.

by anonymous572 October 26, 2013

people are starving

Default phrase used by jealous, bitter and prejudiced people who try to self-righteously point to some humanitarian reason for not liking a person or event rather than expose their own baseless, misdirected and personal grudges.

The user will desperately search for ANY possible reason to criticize an event or another person, but after realizing that their criticisms are unjustified and irrelevant, this fall-back phrase is utilized; The user knows that this phrase is not only impossible to disagree with, but it also cleverly blames the person or event in question for the fact that people are starving.

It should be noted that the user of this phrase will do everything to maintain the illusion that they are a righteous person for thinking about starving people, yet the user himself has done absolutely NOTHING to help these people, and never will.

"Hey, did you see Obama play basketball the other day?"
"No, people are starving and all he wants to do is play basketball..."

"Did you see the Miss Universe Pageant last night??"
"I don't watch that crap, because people are starving...."

"Hey, wanna come with me to the mall?"
"Uhh, I don't go to the mall, people are starving..."

by Grackle November 24, 2009

sterlington

the worst fucking places in northeast louisiana. the only possible places to eat within a 20 mile radius are johnnys pizza, end zone, and sonic. there isn’t shit to do unless you live in frenchmans bend. everyone’s a raging republican with the holy spirit in their veins. every adolescent in town either has daddy’s money or resides in barely liveable condition. you either drive a nice shiny new chevy or a beat up and manual ford ranger. it was the fastest growing town in the u.s. for a while and now we just have the highest tax rate of any town lmao. don’t go here. you’ll be really underwhelmed.

rando: you ever been to sterlington?
graycen: yeah, i grew up in that shithole

by bigboygb June 5, 2021

swervin

driving while under the influence of mass amounts of marijuana, causing one to swerve in a daze

Dude me and aaron were swervin like a mofo last night. Allen and Aaron are chronic swervers.

by Allen W. Sneed III February 20, 2007

Sterling Middle School

Better school at route 7
Full of eggheads

Better people than Seneca
New fights every week
Kinda cool
Kinda dead
Full of heada$$e$
Full of perverted male teachers
Aloooot of Hispanics
Headache
Jail
Retarded ass school
Trash
Shitty

I go to sterling middle school

by Smssmd June 1, 2018

soft servin

To have sex while one's penis is flaccid. Often times one will end up "soft servin" some girl after a night of libations and devil dancin.

Guy: How'd you like that shit I served up to you last night, girl? Good, innit?

Girl: Man fuck you, you were soft servin me for like an hour and a half, and then you passed out on top me.

by snomanZP July 30, 2008

single-serving friend

(from the movie Fight Club) A "friend" you meet once, for example on a plane, and never see again.

"Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I have ever met."

by Amanda April 20, 2004