(verb)To ruin the rest of your life via a stupid choice you made. Examples include procreating illegitimate children, landing yourself in jail, drinking and driving resulting in below the neck paralysis, becoming a vegetable from too much drugs, etc. If you end up dying shortly after the mistake, it doesn't count as being statued.
"Finally we run the trojan which causes you to smoke a joint and get 20 years to life. We see a brief image of you getting high on the convenience store's security camera. Your life is now as useful, and entertaining, as a statue."
by Braveheart's thirst for blood April 20, 2006
Get the Statuemug. When your pants are pulled up too high or are too small for you resulting in the pants not reaching the shoes.
by RussianMachineGustav July 1, 2012
Get the The statusmug. I was about to status so hard on facebook about awesome unicorn cat emojis until LILLY tried to challenge me to no avail. Fucking Lilly.
by Sxypanthr October 16, 2013
Get the statusmug. by Pro-fes-i-nal October 20, 2003
Get the statusmug. by JimyaineTaine January 2, 2008
Get the statusmug. The once, twice, or three times daily monolithic masterpiece that one deposits in the toilet. Often referred to as a poop; however, with much more gusto and character. Unlike a more mainstream statue, the observation and admiration is often interrupted by a repulsive and sometimes eye watering stink.
The efforts and toil put forth by the statue maker often results in great relief and accomplishment
The efforts and toil put forth by the statue maker often results in great relief and accomplishment
I'll be back in awhile, I got to go make a statue.
Be cautious of co-workers who say; Hey, come check out my statue?
Be extremely cautious of fart knockers who refer to themselves as, "Michelangelo!"
Be cautious of co-workers who say; Hey, come check out my statue?
Be extremely cautious of fart knockers who refer to themselves as, "Michelangelo!"
by Pelley November 2, 2007
Get the Statuemug. by John Hartley September 2, 2007
Get the statusmug.