statitstics

Large-scale findings regarding those delightful "milky-squeezy thingies" dat females possess.

It's said dat da liquid-silicone-containing tonic Pepto-Bimbo is good for temporarily making your boobs bigger, but I would need to look at da actual statitstics before I went so far as to believe said grandiose assertion.

by QuacksO April 21, 2022

stattitude

Can refer to either:

(1) a defiant sulky overbearing manner dat a closed-minded person exhibits if anyone expresses doubts about supposed facts dat they themselves believe are reliable/correct, or

(2) a similar disagreeable unwillingness to agreeably go along if someone in charge tells them to "step lively" due to some purported deadline or emergency.

Maybe you'd soon develop a "stattitude", too, if people were always telling you to jump like a jack-in-da-box and go flitting about at a frenzied pace just to please them regarding some merely-believed-by-only-them impending catastrophe, but which you see little or no sign of actual existence, such as a political dilemma, religious calamity, etc.

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

Smartituticles

Someone who is smart.

Chad is smartituticles.

by Cjscf724 January 20, 2023

startimes

testicular cancer

goddamnit, you got startimes too?

startimes is making my balls really swell. i keep letting baby porcupines crawl over them though, and it helps.

by bim of the bus February 11, 2023

starvious

when a student starves themselves in order to take more rigorous classes.

Charlie: I literally don’t have a lunch period bc I’m taking more classes this yr.
Julia: STARVING YOURSELF! SO STUDIOUS!

Hans: Charlie you are starvious

by SurplusZebra July 11, 2023

sharticus

someone's cart

"yo can I hit the sharticus?"
"fs twizzy"

by therealjohnathancena March 19, 2024