starbum

A homeless individual that pays for a single Starbuck beverage or other item in order to loiter within the store, stay warm and use the bathroom facilities. Given the Seattle origins of Starbucks, local managers are discouraged from showing these individuals the exit. Unfortunately, the other patrons are often greeted with a foul stench when forced to sit next to one of these individuals in a crowded store. More prevalent in Boston and Portland than New York or Pittsburgh.

I thought I could never finish that latte because the starbum next to me stunk so bad.

by John Whiskeyjack November 21, 2005

Starbigbucks

A derisive nickname for the overpriced habit of many workplaces drones who visit it daily, due to sugar addiction.

I’m makin’ a quick run to Starbigbucks, does anyone want me to get them anything to worsen their diabetes?

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

starbucks-noob

Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.

Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.

by GLOPEZ34 May 8, 2011

starbucks hoe

A girl that will suck your duck if you buy her starbucks usually a white girl

Boy: I got you a venti very berry mocha
Girl: oh my god thank you,now I'll suck your dick
Guy: your such a starbucks hoe

by Djreckid408 November 23, 2015

Starbation

The term given to an ugg-wearing, pumpkin-spice-loving white girl who 'literally can't even' after being deprived of Starbucks for a prolonged (probably 24 hours) period of time.

Oh my gosh! The poor girl is like, dying of starbation. Quick, get her a pumpkin spice latte!

by Just can't even December 17, 2016

Starbucks Experience

Having a coffee enema. The turd place is filled with coffee for the deep cleansing effect. Used before engaging in anal sex. Any coffee can be used for this, but poofs prefer Starbucks coffees like, French roast, Italian roast and Espresso blend. Popular in both the New York and the Seattle gay culture.

Howard certainly enjoyed the Starbucks Experience. Having his turd place filled with a venti mocha cappuccino with extra caramel made the rim job even more rewarding. Until he let go ...

by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008

starboy

noun. (slang)

a womanizer, a philanderer, a man who has sex with many women.

My friend Ronny is a real starboy. He sleeps with a new girl every weekend.

by Jay_00 September 23, 2016