When two people on a cold winter day and/or night, go outside with a cup of warm/hot water and straw in hand. One of them pulls their butt out, while the other proceeds to put the water in their mouth, then blow into the anus of the other with the straw, then have it farted back into their face in a clean, warm, and steamy mist.
"My face feels so dry and itchy when it gets cold outside like this, would you mind giving me a Stanley Steamer?"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"
"You know what's better than sitting inside watching MTV's Teen Mom? Going outside and giving each other Stanley Steamers!!!"
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Another name for The Mummy.
Another name for The Mummy.
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Even better with bigger hits or if done in rapid succession.
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Ah man, after i found out my girlfriend vaped i asked her to give me a stanley steamer, it was fucking lit.
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by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009
Get the slapping stanley steamer mug.When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.
"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."
"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."
"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."
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