Standon

A perfect unity of two fun, nice and mature person.

Aww, they are such a standon!

by Dreamblackcat February 15, 2009

stando

the physical manifestation of your fighting spirit all damage done to a stand reflects the user (credits to Hirohiko Araki)

i need to get closer to beat you up with my stand hits stando leg bruh you just ripped my 2000 yen pants

by my mom grounded October 14, 2020

sidewalk standoff

When two parties approaching each other in opposite directions on the sidewalk are both walking on the same side, and they both refuse to move to the other side of the sidewalk to avoid a collision.

I was walking down the street and some guy challenged me to a sidewalk standoff, but eventually he moved over to the other side. Pwned.

by Chemchemtrain January 30, 2009

Sexican standoff

When two people are withholding sex from each other for different reasons.

Person 1: "I didn't want him to tease me, so he wouldn't let me tease him."
Person 2: "Oh, so you were in a Sexican standoff?"

by mygoodiessss November 30, 2011

Flexican standoff

When two gym rats aggressively lock eyes while lifting. (Often with flexual tension)

Bro these two bros were totaling having a flexican standoff . It wasn't gay though

by StarvinMarvin December 31, 2017

Poop Standoff

When you and another person, perhaps even two other people, are in adjacent stalls in a public restroom, all waiting for the others to leave to unleash your noisy shits. It becomes a battle of wills to see who will hold in their unholy excretion the longest, and it is very accurately called a Poop Standoff.

"Where have you been? You missed the birth of our son."

"Sorry honey, I was in a poop standoff for the past 7 hours."

by kevinisrad December 17, 2013

texas standoff

Noun. When two men try to Texas beltbuckle each other at the same time and the first one to look at their competitors nut sack loses.

Last week I was in the locker room and saw a pair of ballsacks in a Texas standoff.

by RODman September 13, 2013