Flower-Stamper

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

minority stampede

The act of arabic or black men impulsively joining in a fight for the sole reason of attacking someone of another race.

Ed: Johnny and Ahmed fought it out yesterday after school on the football field.

Steve: Oh yeah? Who won?

Ed: Well, Johnny was kicking his ass....but then a dozen or so camels jumped in and beat the crap out of him. Damn minority stampede.....

Steve: So much for a fair fight.

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

Food stamper

During sex when the girl is flexible and can lift one leg almost straight up. Put your dick in, and MOST IMPORTANT put the thumb in her asshole and have sex. The thumb is so the man can help balance the woman.

Over lunch today we pulled a food stamper and I STILL got it in her hair!

by Pasty nutz March 5, 2018

Calgary Stampede

The one and only cultural event in a Calgary, Alberta Canada, the basic premise of which is men getting intimate with livesotck.

Another boring night in Calgary, is it time for the Calgary Stampede yet?

by detatchedview September 24, 2009

STAMPEDE

NYC gang known by its "crown" symbol. Wanted by the United States government for drug smuggling and taxi-related deaths.

That stampede was just grilling you.

by Oburns March 7, 2007

Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 27, 2012

stampede breakfast

When you shit on someone's chest, mash it into a flapjack and start flipping it over and over, shouting "yahoo" while bucking on top of them, and then making them eat the flapjack shit.

I gave Mark a Stampede Breakfast yesterday. He was thankful for the protein, but there was a lot of cleanup afterward.

by JimminyBrisket May 24, 2017