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Bearded Stallone

When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag
"She went to suck on my 'nads but I gave her a Bearded Stallone instead. Her chin was all Rocky Balboa!"
by Wife Training & Future Pat April 14, 2009
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sylvester stallone

Sexy...Fit... Gorgeous... Meooooowwweeeeee!!!!!!!
Sylvester stallone is fit ad fuk !!!!
by josieknight May 2, 2006
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INCESTER STALLONE

sylvester stallone has anal and penetrative sex with his blood relations
When a sylvester stallone has an intimate relation ship with his family members , '' oh hes only gone and turned incester stallone on me''
by sean jay November 6, 2013
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Sylvester Stallone

by that_name_isnt_taken November 29, 2018
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Sly Stallone

A short ugly guy who thinks he is the Italian Stallion, when in fact he is a steroid user and a man who got off on rape charges and likes to have sex with underage girls too! He is not Rocky! He is a hypocritical asshole!
Wow! Look at Sly Stallone standing over there in his lift shoes and bragging how great he looks for his age!

Dude, he has been busted for steroid use! The dude is a dick!
by RomanHi5 September 4, 2020
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Silvestri Stallone

A famous Hollywood personality who gives goofy-looking performances and talks wif a weird accent, but composes lovely movie-scores.
It would only be logical to assume dat dat Silvestri Stallone was da one who composed da soundtracks for da Rambo films, but it was actually da equally-talented Jerry Goldsmith.
by QuacksO March 26, 2024
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Alan Sylvestri Stallone

Da "Great Italian Stallion Of Many Talents" who both wrote da wonderful music for and starred in quite a few famous films.
Billy Joel looks uncannily like da "Rambo" actor, plus of course he is known for writing awesome music, as well. But I cannot see his soft-spoken-and-gentle self actually shouting, "Stop! Or my mom will shoot!", so I kinda doubt dat he would ever be an "Alan Sylvestri Stallone" movie-figure.
by QuacksO May 5, 2025
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