Dickter Scale

The amount of force exerted from you dick while having sexual intercourse.

Dude I rocked her last night! It was a 8.7 on the Dickter Scale!

by Archerdog March 17, 2012

Dickter Scale

The level of Dickness that one is achieving by being a Dick to people.

Gary is being such a Dick lately that his Dickness is rating a 9.0 on the Dickter Scale.

by RTD2 September 4, 2013

Dickedher Scale

The rating system on which guys rate girls to other guys.

Friend: How was Becky last night bro?

Me: not too bad I give her a 6.5 on the Dickedher Scale.

by Wanker Chief April 8, 2021

dickter scale

Measures the magnitude of the after shocks you have after ejaculating.

Man after I blew last night I had an after shock of 10 on the dickter scale.

by IcyOtter February 20, 2026

Dicks & Fish Scale

(Pronounced like dik' son fish' scale) the measurement used, usually by men, when bragging about certain body parts and/or the size of the fish they caught.

Mary was very shocked and oh so disappointed when she realized that Mark had measured using The Dicks & Fish Scale.

by Big Guy Richard April 26, 2022