a white man who is no longer in his prime looking for sex in Thailand because he can't score back home. Similar to a falang (Thai word for foreigner) however the shalang is a creature constantly concerned with his shlong and how much money he has left in his fanny pack. They have been known to congregate in large city centres around Thailand such as Pattaya and Udon Thani, often seen in brothel alleys and shopping malls. If seen do not approach, you are merely a reminder of their loser lives and they may be hostile; especially if they have married a Thai bride and are attempting to integrate. The shalang motto is: "Good guys go to Heaven, bad men go to Pattaya", this is often displayed on T-shirts and coffee mugs.
by Teacher Lanny December 7, 2013
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by brandon pejsa April 27, 2007
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A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.
A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.
A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.
To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.
A Sealandball is a countryball whose identity is the independent micronation of Sealand.
A Sealandball mustn't be confused with the countryball of Trinidad and Tobago, whose flags are similar, but are entirely different entities. Sealand's flag follows as Red, White, Black (left to right); Trinidad's follows Red, White, Black, White, Red.
A Sealandball wouldn't go into the classification of countryball, as it is a micronationball, or be differentiated to become a userball. But for the sake of simplification, it is a "countryball" - a political entity represented by a ball with two eyes.
To use, have, or be a Sealandball means you are well-versed enough in geopolitics to know about it, and for that, I applaud you.
by NotBalticc November 30, 2022
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Also is a fucking weeb
Also is a fucking weeb
Shalanee, get your shit together.
by Wahpow July 17, 2017
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