by Giant head, Slow brain October 30, 2009
Get the Dick Snuggles mug.To touch someone you love in public without others knowing what you are doing. "Incidentally, accidentally" brush them bringing instant smiles and reassuring them you love them.
You can't actually touch or snuggle in public (might not be appropriate), so you"happen" to brush your hand so it touches your "snuggle bear". No one else has a clue, but you 2 know you were just "sneaking snuggles".
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A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.
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1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
1-A boy with inferior facial hair, or a woman with significant facial hair. OR MULLET!!
2- A real douche, cries to girls about his problems. One with inferior intelligence, and lack of general ability to perform ANYTHING
3- One who claims or desires to be good at an athletic event, but is a second rate, 3rd string degenerate who was most likely strained through the streets.
Jason- Dude, he's a real squiggledick
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
Bob- A what?
Jason- Just look at his mustache, and the tears in his eyes. He's a real live "squiggledick, squiggle dick"
by snagtag October 6, 2009
Get the squiggledick, squiggle dick mug.This phrase means "whatever excites you", "whatever make you tick", sometimes used as expressing "whatever sets off the penis".
by robot September 14, 2005
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Ah man, that dodgy Indian, I'm not going there, it always gives me the shit squiggles.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
Have you been on a diet recently or have you just had the shit squiggles.
My Mrs cooked me dinner the other night. Fucking chicken wasn't cooked and I had the shit squiggles for days.
by stuntedmonk April 1, 2010
Get the shit squiggles mug.A person who horny military men fantasize about. This occurs often when these soldiers are on long bouts of duty and need comforting thoughts. They are known to daydream about Sergeant Snuggles naked (typically performing sexual acts). This is partly due to loneliness and partly due to desperation (also extreme homosexuality plays a significant roll). The most commonly occurring fantasy is when a soldier imagines himself as a new recruit whom is trapped in a foxhole with the Sergeant and than is ordered to perform sexual acts. They in turn perform the acts and then proceed to cuddle through the long, cold night in the Sergeant's arms. It is also notable to say that their is a real life Sergeant this “Sergeant Snuggles” got named after. He is on active duty in North Carolina and currently dating a fellow Marine.
1. While Private Putz was sleeping some bunk mates observed him softly murmuring the name Sergeant Snuggles. They witnessed him saying in his slumber "Oh Sergeant, order me to do 100 push ups on Mr. Missile...". When awakened Private Putz quickly denied having wet dreams about the infamous Sergeant yet his bunk mates noticed that he had an erection and what appeared to be a small stain on his pants.
2. Private Putz was spotted exiting the barracks of Sergeant Snuggles early Saturday morning. The Private has always thought of Sergeant Snuggles as being "dreamy" yet denied it but now after witnessing him perform the "walk of shame" it is known to be true. When questioned about his sleepover with the Sergeant he exclaimed "I can't deny it anymore! I love Sergeant Snuggles! He holds me and won’t let me go like a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. When he spoons me in his top bunk I feel so warm and cozy. If I get sent away to war it will be his love letters that keep me going!...” Then he started crying and continued on. “He's bombed my ass more than desert storm and has enlisted in my heart for life!" Private Putz was then awarded the Purple Penis for his bravery in telling such an embarrassing tale. Although Private Putz has since left the Marines he still maintains a long distance relationship with his beloved Sergeant.
2. Private Putz was spotted exiting the barracks of Sergeant Snuggles early Saturday morning. The Private has always thought of Sergeant Snuggles as being "dreamy" yet denied it but now after witnessing him perform the "walk of shame" it is known to be true. When questioned about his sleepover with the Sergeant he exclaimed "I can't deny it anymore! I love Sergeant Snuggles! He holds me and won’t let me go like a prisoner in Guantanamo Bay. When he spoons me in his top bunk I feel so warm and cozy. If I get sent away to war it will be his love letters that keep me going!...” Then he started crying and continued on. “He's bombed my ass more than desert storm and has enlisted in my heart for life!" Private Putz was then awarded the Purple Penis for his bravery in telling such an embarrassing tale. Although Private Putz has since left the Marines he still maintains a long distance relationship with his beloved Sergeant.
by Ray14 April 10, 2009
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