squirtpit

someone who is used for sexual release purposes only/a slovenly individual.

"She/He was a squirtpit hosebag! I had to keep my eyes closed while i was screwing her!"

"He will never leave his wife for her! She's his squirtpit not a lover!"

"Hire some hookers for the stag so we all get fucked, but the cost of the squirtpits is on you."

by tzarkastic October 15, 2012

Suispital

The irony of a hospital bill making you want to kill yourself.

I am close to attempt a suispital because of these kidney issues.

by sidjes February 19, 2020

Squishies

The plural of the word Squishy.

There were so many squishies in the toy aisle at Micheals, I couldn't choose between them!

by Eagle'sTalon February 14, 2021

cushion-squishin

Cushion-squishin is the act of filling a latex glove with pudding (flavor of your choice) and then wedging it between two couch cushions and fucking it for all it's worth.

Honey pick up more pudding on the way home cause I used the rest cushion-squishin last night.

by Docktastic December 10, 2010

Squishing The Muffin

Holding hands

Guy: We were totally squishing the muffin!

by Timmy Tim Thomas February 22, 2011

squishings

to extend a greetings.
squishings can replace the words of farewell and goodbye, with a larger feeling of emotion

im going now, squishings

by lord bobo the manly sexilicious pirate ninja hobo clown September 1, 2006

squishings

a farwell only a teenage boy impersonating charlie chaplin would use ;P

cya, bye bye, squishings

by xxel_bella_voche_le_necrophiliac_is_cuming_to_get_uxx October 11, 2006