Squeef 

Black men semen that is abrubtly ejected out the penis hole and collides with white female clit, causing a loud squeaky noise that smells like shit. (May be mistaken for a queef)

Oh My God! Trevor just squeefed all over Jenna! (Trevor is such a cum dumpster)

Squeef by ben oser and nate papaik June 15, 2004

squeef 

A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.

Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.

squeef by Krigsstev November 11, 2005

squeef 

squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

squeef by jaa1988 September 15, 2011

squeef 

a fart-like noise produced with the mouth mimicking the sound of a vaginal fart.

Don't make that squeef sound again or the teacher will come over here and bust your ass!

squeef by 'dklfj August 2, 2007

Squeef 

A penis fart

EEEW!, he squeefed in my milkshake

Squeef by mathnerd October 29, 2008

squeef 

It's a damn penis fart you tards. skeet + queef = squeef / cock fart.

I am teh h33t 1ax0r.

My dick farted. It's a squeef.

squeef by Squeef Monster November 6, 2004

squeef 

to squelch a queef

Tyquanda tried to squeef while fucking her boyfriend Maurice.

squeef by janice December 13, 2003