squantch

The lingering odor in a restroom stall immediately after a skank has walked out - caused by the woman being AFO or the lack of cleansing a womans genital region. Squantch usually resembles a cross between sasquatch, tuna and seriously potent B.O.

Man, that chick had some squantch goin' on.

by Hot Tuna Taco May 10, 2005

squatch

The powerfully intense poop you take the day after a night/day of heavy drinking. ....basically the hangover-shit.

ugggghhh breh, I'm hungover as fack......i think i feel a squatch brewin bruh

by Houston meza December 25, 2013

Squatchy

1. describing hearing a sound that could be of possible Sasquatch origin.

2. Making a noise that sounds as if could have been made by a Sasquatch.

A nervous but cool camper in the woods exclaims "Wow did you hear that? That was Squatchy."

Was that you yawning? Your so swatchy!

by Spiralgirl147 July 5, 2011

Squatch

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Squamch

A type of squash that is extremely warty. Commonly used to describe ones penis.

Bro I swear David has a squamch for a dick

by Richerd suckcock September 23, 2017