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Squoad

the male equivalent of a queef, or vaginal fart.
In the middle of sex, Jason squoaded, much to his girlfriend's disliking, making things sound very awkward.
by M. Mints April 5, 2009
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Sloadie

A slow roadie (road cyclist) that couldn’t catch a cold if said cold was running backwards.

Prerequisites: bike will have skinny tyres and drop bars, rider will possess an innate inability to travel faster than 15mph (10mph if wet) and be oblivious to their status as little more than street furniture.

See also: matching pro team lycra kit, panniers

Typical Behaviour: will meander slowly down the middle of wide cycle lanes defeating all attempts from other cyclists to overtake. If when reaching a junction the light is red, the Sloadie will position itself in front of all other cyclists then proceed to move off slowly on green having neglected to choose an appropriate gear. Often this will be accompanied with several failed attempts to “clip in” to the pedals they bought 18 months ago but still haven’t quite got the hang of yet.
Sorry I’m late, I got stuck behind a Sloadie
by Donkey Wrong January 23, 2016
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Sloading

#1

Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?

Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.

#2

Veronica: This is so slow.

Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.
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sload

Contraction of the idiomatic expression 'shit load' to indicate something existing in abundance. For example "He just ate a sload of babies" to indicate "he just ate a shit load of small children" Not to be confused with the inversion "your explanation is a load of shit".
"The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a sload of points." - Zach Galifianakis
by flakyfred March 16, 2017
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Spload

The act of exploding or busting a fat gooey nut on your sexual companion.
My girlfriend had to wash her hair 5 times after I sploaded on on her face.
by Vinnedge November 3, 2017
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sloadjuice

1. Jizz from a giant slug monster.

2. The act of masturbating with the liquid leftover from a night of munge diving.
"oh shit, that thing covered me in sloadjuice"

"man, I'm gonna sloadjuice so hard when I get home"
by Eresmus December 29, 2018
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Sloading

When you're trying to upload your file when doing school from home but everyone else has jumped online and that circle just keeps spinning.
Mum, it's still sloading so imma go play on my ipad.
by School-from-home March 23, 2020
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