In the middle of sex, Jason squoaded, much to his girlfriend's disliking, making things sound very awkward.
by M. Mints April 5, 2009
Get the Squoad mug.A slow roadie (road cyclist) that couldn’t catch a cold if said cold was running backwards.
Prerequisites: bike will have skinny tyres and drop bars, rider will possess an innate inability to travel faster than 15mph (10mph if wet) and be oblivious to their status as little more than street furniture.
See also: matching pro team lycra kit, panniers
Typical Behaviour: will meander slowly down the middle of wide cycle lanes defeating all attempts from other cyclists to overtake. If when reaching a junction the light is red, the Sloadie will position itself in front of all other cyclists then proceed to move off slowly on green having neglected to choose an appropriate gear. Often this will be accompanied with several failed attempts to “clip in” to the pedals they bought 18 months ago but still haven’t quite got the hang of yet.
Prerequisites: bike will have skinny tyres and drop bars, rider will possess an innate inability to travel faster than 15mph (10mph if wet) and be oblivious to their status as little more than street furniture.
See also: matching pro team lycra kit, panniers
Typical Behaviour: will meander slowly down the middle of wide cycle lanes defeating all attempts from other cyclists to overtake. If when reaching a junction the light is red, the Sloadie will position itself in front of all other cyclists then proceed to move off slowly on green having neglected to choose an appropriate gear. Often this will be accompanied with several failed attempts to “clip in” to the pedals they bought 18 months ago but still haven’t quite got the hang of yet.
by Donkey Wrong January 23, 2016
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Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?
Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.
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Veronica: This is so slow.
Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.
Sky: Why aren't you watching the video?
Jerry: Can't you see it's still sloading.
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Veronica: This is so slow.
Patricia: Yeah, it's sloading.
by Browniez February 7, 2017
Get the Sloading mug.Contraction of the idiomatic expression 'shit load' to indicate something existing in abundance. For example "He just ate a sload of babies" to indicate "he just ate a shit load of small children" Not to be confused with the inversion "your explanation is a load of shit".
"The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a sload of points." - Zach Galifianakis
by flakyfred March 16, 2017
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Get the Spload mug.1. Jizz from a giant slug monster.
2. The act of masturbating with the liquid leftover from a night of munge diving.
2. The act of masturbating with the liquid leftover from a night of munge diving.
by Eresmus December 29, 2018
Get the sloadjuice mug.When you're trying to upload your file when doing school from home but everyone else has jumped online and that circle just keeps spinning.
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