sparkling wiggles

a gentler term used when one wishes to say fucking niggers- based on a home video of a young girl attempting to say "sparkling wiggles" despite a speech impediment that makes it sound as if she is saying "fucking niggers"

New England Broseph: Wow, there sure are a lot of sparkling wiggles in The Bronx.
New England Brahsaurus: Totally.

by Giggitygoo December 15, 2008

Peanut smuggling

What a woman is said to be doing if her nipples are excessively erect and visible under her clothing. See also wingnuts

Whoa dude! There's some major peanut smuggling going on there!

by Dark 1 January 10, 2004

Sperging out

When someone goes on a long, in-depth, overly elaborate explanation long after everyone already gets the point, but will not fucking end. You get the point, but the person continues to explain their point, and often times stutters and stammers whilst doing so.

The explanation often times has to be cut off, or tails off if they realize that no one is listening to them any longer.

The definition above this is an example of "sperging out."

by slyscafe September 29, 2010

smuggling yoyos

This term describes what one would expect a yoyo, shoved into a women’s crotch area, to look like if it where not actually her giant mound of mangle roast beef exceeding the manufactures size recommendations for that particular piece of under garment.

Otherwise know as: Ninja foot, pussy wedgie, camel toe, moose knucle.....

Hey Ken, your moms smuggling yoyos again. Can she do any tricks with that thing.

by Nifkin Diver April 30, 2004

Sparkling Vampire

One who is expected to be extremely cool and badass, but in actuality is a pussy

"hey dude did you see Shaduqulate in the gym yesterday? He's fuckin BEAST!"

"brah, I hear that guy reads the twilight series and is a vegetarian."

"dude. what a sparkling vampire"

by Body Clack April 3, 2009

Sparkling Wiggle

A slang name for "fucking nigger" made popular by a recent video on a popular internet hosting site. A little girl with a speech impediment is saying "sparkling wiggle" but because of her impediment, it sounds like she is saying "fucking nigger," hence the name.

"There's too many sparkling wiggles at the party" or "Get a job you sparkling wiggle!"

by Robbbbbbb May 25, 2007

Kitten Smuggling

When a woman is wearing a bikini or other revealing piece of clothing and her pubic hair is clearly visible and poofing out like a small furry creature might be rearing their head out for all the world to see.

Kitten Smuggling:

"DUDE!, BRO, look at that chick she be smuggling a kitten in them draws.. maybe a whole litter of 'em by the looks of it"

"Excuse me fine gentleman, I would request that you take a gander at that young woman over yonder; for she appears to be concealing a young animal of feline ancestry in her undergarments- to be quite frank, it seems to me that she is smuggling a muthafukkin kitten in her muthafukkin pussy(Two Pussies)."

by J-Barb Zero-Carbs December 21, 2008