sprinkle genie

A sprinkle genie is an individual who patrols bars or parties looking for abandoned drinks they can consume due to their own lack of booze or money. This behavior is frowned upon and often people will pull pranks on these individuals by contaminating drinks or drink cups.

He's wizzing in a cup, waiting for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up.

by drBHat December 13, 2010

Saskatchewan Sprinkler

1: the act of using artificial or natural lubricant in between a females feet and placing an erected penis in between them, thrusting in and out. (otherwise known as the foot fuck but slightly differentiates) the modern day foot fuck lays at the females discretion. The Saskatchewan Sprinkler is the finishing of the foot fuck letting the semen spray in a sprinkler like motion. In order for it to be a true Saskatchewan Sprinkler the male has to make a sprinkler like sound while ejaculating on his female counterpart.
-can also be used in past tense. (Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed)

ex.
chad: Bro i straight up Saskatchewan Sprinkler'ed my girlfriend last night. It was soo legit she asked if i was watering the lawn!

Brian: Bro you didn't!!!? cool.

chad: yess i did! and then she said: oooohh... your nailing by feet.......cool!

by Brochill7nattylightgamecube April 25, 2010

sprinkle turds

An extremely loose and explosive bowel movement characterized by small and numerous shards of feces.

I ate so much chili that I ended up with a toilet-bowlful of sprinkle turds.

by MomToKate September 27, 2010

Springtrap

The litte bitch who FUCKING SNEAKS UP ON ME WHEN IM NOT LOOKING IN Five nights at FUCKER'S

You're such a SPRINGTRAP, Sneaking up on me when I DONT FUCKING SEE

by ⓎⓄⓊ April 14, 2015

Sprankton

n. A disease you get from chewing too much.

"Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing too much. Are you trying to embarass me? So you dress like one of those goth chicks? Speak boy."
"Eeh wehh eh"
"Good boy. Sprankton. A noun. A disease you get from chewing too much."

by n0xi0n January 13, 2006

Donut with sprinkles

What you call your anus after you've dusted it with glitter.

Stormy: "I made a donut with sprinkles for Donald tonight."

by SimianFriday March 5, 2019

Springter

(noun) 1. when winter just won't let go and spring should be here but you're experiencing multiple blizzards and making more snowmen in one week than you did all winter 2. when you see green grass peeking through the snowpiles 3. when your windows are open to let in a fresh spring breeze but you are still wearing mittens and scraping your windshield

On March 31st we had another blizzard, Springter is finally here!

by Ali-gator P April 2, 2009