(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.
(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.
(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.
The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.
by FreeFall the Psychaderelic October 3, 2010
Get the piss sprinklermug. by Bonedale Ben January 5, 2008
Get the Backyard Sprinklermug. Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.
by Owan November 24, 2007
Get the baby-sprinklermug. by Jeffcoat187 June 12, 2009
Get the Ass Sprinklermug. fire protection installer, one of only few professions where its workers can "honestly make it rain"
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
Also somewhat ironic because we make more than you.
by brentwoodbc February 23, 2011
Get the sprinkler fittermug. It doesn't take much for him to burst into tears. I liken him to "a lawn sprinkler"...if you know what I mean. Very sensitive.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 12, 2021
Get the a lawn sprinklermug. When you take your first piss after blowing a load. The way the stream spits all over the place in every direction.
Jess: Mike, what the hell happened to the bathroom? Did you get drunk and pee everywhere?
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
Mike: No man. I was up all night banging Miss Perfect Tits. I woke up this morning to take a piss and had a major case of sprinkler dick.
by RJH2 December 3, 2016
Get the Sprinkler Dickmug.