Small boring town in New Jersey. There's nothing to do here. There are a lot of chill stoners and a lot of jewish people.
Person A: I'm bored, we should go to Springfield, NJ.
Person B: Hell no, ain't shit to do in Springfield
Person A: True, they got good weed though.
Person B: Yeah
Person B: Hell no, ain't shit to do in Springfield
Person A: True, they got good weed though.
Person B: Yeah
by supaphatniggayo January 14, 2011
Get the Springfield, NJ mug.A large, "urban" shopping mall located in Springfield, Virginia. Has been gradually abandoned in recent years do to preference for Pentagon City and Tysons, which have been deemed "less ghetto" by the general public. Springfield Mall is famous for having a "Hot Topic" and "Taco Bell Express," 97 Auntie Anne's pretzel stands, and an extensive parking garage used for drug deals after closing.
People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"
Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
People, notably white people, who admit to shopping at Springfield Mall are usually shunned by the Northern Virginian community. Common excuses are:
"S-Springfield?...I thought this was Tysons!"
or
"I must have forgotten to take my medicine."
or
"Its OK, I'm 1/32 hispanic"
Springfield Mall is generally safe to frequent before sundown. However, NEVER go on Friday nights. EVER.
by Conley Jones December 16, 2008
Get the Springfield Mall mug.Hick town smack-dab in the middle of Midwestern Ohio. Home of John Legend, Wittenberg University and Schulers Donuts. Lots and lots of suburbs and farmland.
by Greta Salpeter August 20, 2009
Get the Springfield mug.A quaint suburban school in Montgomery County. About 5 minutes from the outskirts of Philly but if you asked anyone from Philly about if they have heard of it they will saw no and scrunch up their face in a "what the fuck" manner. Another popular response is the comparison to the Simpsons to which I say "No...not that Springfield"
The people in Springfield are either diehard suburbans, people who migrated from Philly and refuse to admit they are apart of our school see...G-Mob or white people who refuse to accept the fact that they are white and desperately try to be black
Everyone in Springfield hates it and if anyone tells you any different they are lieing. We all grew up with each other and are sick of seeing each other's faces.
The people in Springfield are either diehard suburbans, people who migrated from Philly and refuse to admit they are apart of our school see...G-Mob or white people who refuse to accept the fact that they are white and desperately try to be black
Everyone in Springfield hates it and if anyone tells you any different they are lieing. We all grew up with each other and are sick of seeing each other's faces.
by C/O '05 Rep January 19, 2005
Get the Springfield Township High School mug.a big-ass town in western mass that is pretty much a shithole. i've spent time there, and both my parents grew up there. it's number 18 on the list of most dangerous US cities.
one time i was in springfield and i shit you not, witnessed someone set a car on fire with a tiki-torch.
by broseph April 10, 2005
Get the springfield mug.1. I wish I could live in Springfield and meet the Simpsons.
2. Why the fuck are there so many Springfields?!
2. Why the fuck are there so many Springfields?!
by Carrie Moner August 26, 2013
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