Shim-shoomering

The act of shuffling sideways without lifting either foot entirely off the ground, for a dramatic effect.

"On a quiet night, you can still hear Old Fred shim-shoomering across town."

"Did you see Jess on the dance floor last night? She was shim-shoomering like a pro!"

"Forget the moonwalk, it's all about shim-shoomering now!"

by ConIII August 6, 2019

Scoombage

Pronounced- Skoom-bahj

A fuckin Scumbag, scum of the earth mothafucka.

Ayyy MICKEY, come out here and teach this fuckin gombadooch scoombage a lesson in respect..

by Don Fuckyamotha July 25, 2010

Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

spodmox

One of the rarest of subspecies, the gay geek. Portmanteau word using spod and, gasp, mox

What's a spodmox got to do to be taken seriously around here?

by Petrovian April 20, 2007

Splom

(verb) to ramble on for ages about stuff that no one cares about.
(noun) the subject that no one cares about that a person is talking about

splommer (n): one who sploms
splomee (n): receiver of splom

Guy 1: oh man have you met tony? he's such a splommer!
Guy 2: oh i know! he just started splomming to me one day about how his day was! I don't give a shit about how his day was!
Guy 1: man, i fucking hate splommers

by PMiddy May 28, 2010

Soom

To quickly move, but carefully and/or quietly.

"Where did Fred go, I didn't notice him leave?"
"He must have soomed away"

by FennecBoi August 15, 2019

spogmai

spogmai is a very nice girl from the outside she is mean but from the inside she is soooo nice she trust people easily but she like to fight she is pretty she want a best friend forever when she joke her jokes don't make you laugh she laugh on her own jokes and her laugh make you laugh she don't trust no one only she trust if she have a best friend she love to go travel rings are her favorites if you have a spogmai in you life you are the lucky person.

wow spogmai is so nice

by fighting with fire April 25, 2022