by z-cok masta December 14, 2010
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"Niall is such a spooch: he only wants to play video games all day and have his mom make porridge for him every morning." "Andre looked at me with a spooch-like face after I made an innocent joke about the hole in his shirt."
by PanderSpooch January 8, 2015
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