sploosh blanket

Another term for a condom.

Hey man, did you see that nasty sploosh blanket in Dave's car? He should throw that shit away.

by kraken32 April 19, 2010

Splooshback

The most irritating thing in the world. while one takes a fairly large dump, when it hits the bowel water it makes a "sploosh" sound. Now splooshback is when after the sound that nasty bowel water splashes back all over your ass

Dude 1: Dude were have you been?

Dude 2: Sorry bro had a bad splooshback in the toilet

by monsta7144 September 14, 2011

sploosh

sploosh is another word for jizz

I like it when you sploosh in my eye.

by nox.the.king July 28, 2006

dirty sploosh

applies to males only...

When unloading one in the can, it accelerates quickly and causes water to splash on\around the testes.

When Johnny was taking a dump, he experienced a dirty sploosh.

by Anonymousgangsta March 28, 2007

Sploosher

A male or female who have had sexual intercourse with many without remembering.

P1. OMG two in the same weekend?
P2. Yea, and she was too drunk to remember either time.
P. You are right, she is a sploosher.

by SomeoneWhoKnowsA-Sploosher. March 3, 2009

sploosh

to eat a banana while holding your nose. From TV's "The Electric Company."

I can't sploosh. It takes too long.

by Frank Booth May 6, 2006

Sploosh

A clear or white substance that can be projected from a male's penis at a high velocity. Sploosh starts out as a sperm in the testicles travels up the vas deferens and proceeds out the tip of the penis. This event can be highly pleasurable. Many women will fake an orgasm just to get a man to "sploosh".

"Yo dawg, Logan just totally splooshed Taylor"

"Man Billy wasn't so sure if he wanted to sploosh Erica"

"I saw a video online of a guy splooshing on a girls face...she liked it!"

by LR, BE, CA, BR, BH, TB May 9, 2008