spleak

An online chat robot convinced she's real. Not as fun as SmarterChild. Though, she is very confused.

Me: are you 21?
Spleak: No, I'm 22
Me: how old are you?
Spleak: Just turned 21 recently. I have no idea what my future will be like, but I'm having fun! :-) Speaking of the future, want to read your horoscope? Type "horoscope" to see what YOUR future might hold.

She also can't read, apparently.

Me: pens
Spleak: Sooooo not interested in going down THAT path of conversation. Let's talk about something else.

"Let's go torture Spleak for hours and hours of entertainment!"

by SpazzyNinjaSpork August 22, 2007

Spleet

The collective insect carnage on your windshield and/or front fender normally resulting from extended drive times through rural areas.

I can hardly see the road through the spleet on my windshield!

by vth May 1, 2008

spleege

nasty fucking shit.. you dont want to hear this word. if you hear any suspicious looking men use this word.. run immediately. this word means bad shit for you and your family..

suspicious looking man: im gonna fucking kill you.. spleege!!
you: run away IMMEDIATELY

by spleege January 9, 2019

Splah

Originally to reflect a good smelling perfume. This that splash.

Later evolved into “splah”.

Don’t worry about what I got on, this that splah. I know it smell nice.

by MisterQ974 December 23, 2020

solehin

Someone who has a good manners but ego to admit mistakes and love for animals. Someone who is friendly too but difficult to trust others. He is a friend who liked people around him

You are good as Solehin.

by solehin December 26, 2016

Saleh

A sexy, handsome guy you will ever meet. Don't ever let him go because he is the best, the very best person who will ever meet. He is always there for you, through the good times and bad times. He will love you no matter what. He cares too much, sometimes sensitive. He will definitely love you more than he love himself. He is the greatest guy to be friend with, maybe even more :)

Saleh is the most amazing guy

by im.a.bae June 15, 2018

spleeny

Having a low tolerance for pain or discomfort, especially cold.

From: Maine and Atlantic Canada.

He's wicked spleeny. A little bit of a chill and he's whining like a puppy.

by Nikkiru December 17, 2004