spleen

The internal organ that is invariably complained about when someone is comedically getting the shit beat out of them.

"Oh God, my spleen! It hurts! It hurts!"

"My spleen has ruptured!"

by Morathor March 30, 2004

spleen detector

A crude wooden elongated device operated by many of the police forces around the world. It's intensity of use varies from region to region. Has found world wide application in the field of soccer riots.

(The reality of the spleen detector)
Cop: You look kinda suspicous! Methinks I should get the spleeny detectah!

#CRUNCH#

Individual: *Oooph* *Moan*

Cop :Yup it is, I mean was there all right.

by n008a April 12, 2009

Spleadal

The answer to a question In which you have no answer for or do not want to answer.

question: "how old are you.

Answer: "Spleadal"

Question: "have you done your homework"
Answer: "Spleadal"

Question: "Wheres your Test"
Answer: "Slpeadal"

by Spleadal-Deatal February 26, 2010

sclebatty

Sclebatty: A cute batty fox that roams around as my toy

Sclebatty is Steve's fox

by Kangsclep March 7, 2004

spleen tickler

1. A gigantic penis used for anal sex, presumably so large that it tickles the recipient's spleen.

2. A person who uses his gigantic penis for anal sex.

1. Wow, that's some spleen tickler you've got there. Bobby.

2. "Hey, are you a pitcher or catcher?" "I'm not only a pitcher, but a spleen tickler too."

by GusTheD December 17, 2011

sileby

a shithole in the midlands where everyones flaps it and no one can swing it

yo i weant to watch a fight in sileby and the pussyhole flapped it

by PADDY DADDY February 21, 2018

Spleece

To beat or to win against somebody quickly , easily and/or instantly .

Yo Dave and Josh got into a fight and Josh straight up spleeced Dave !

by Nik7dikk May 2, 2021