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Splatoon 2

THE BEST GAME EVER! I didn't know what splatoon was at first, but when I played it I couldn't stop! Seriously, don't judge before you play. The music is sick too!
Splatoon 2 is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kiss My Ass 1337 November 28, 2020
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Marie (Splatoon Idol)

A beautiful idol who is a part of the best idol group, the Squid Sisters- with a rare, yet radiant smile. When she smiles, it is genuine. The benefits of her smiling include that of her smile being less scary than most inklings as her teeth are less protruding and are smaller. She’s got milk white tentacles and sparkling gold eyes. Marie is everything that an idol should be and sets the highest standard for that.
Marie (Splatoon Idol) is absolutely beautiful. Her kimono looks elegant on her in Splatoon 2’s Hero Mode.
by marieism September 27, 2021
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Splatoon

The best game but you can only use dullies
I Love Splatoon
by Epic Gamer Moments July 19, 2019
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Marie (Splatoon)

A squid idol from the video game splatoon. A fucking sarcastic and lazy bitch who won the final splatfest of splatoon, SHE’S ALSO A FUCKING grandma
I’m not a fuckingrandma; I’m marie (splatoon)
by Thedemoninkling February 15, 2020
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Splatoon Porn

Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16
Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better
by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018
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Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian
Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon
by fagroat September 28, 2019
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Splatoon's Law

Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
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