Splashback-blocker

A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.

Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."

by "The Flash" Mulhern January 1, 2009

Splashback

When you are taking a dump and the deployement of your piece of crap makes the toilet water splash straight up to your ass, usually in your ass-hole.

I was taking a huge dump the other day and had one hell of a splashback!

by Sky M March 12, 2008

splashback

When the crap drops from a distance great enough so that , when it comes in contact with the surface of the water in the toilet bowl the water, and whatever is in it, splashes and hits your ass, hence splashback

It sucks to have a splashback after you pee

by eye kill fish October 14, 2003

Urine splashback

Urine splashback is what happens to some people (men only) when they are using the urinal and the force of the urine causes some to splash back and hit your shirt or pants.

Person 1: Dude why are your pants all wet?

Person 2: I had to piss really bad and it came out way to fast..it splashed back and hit me

Person 1: That damn urine splashback again...

by yo mama jk im yo daddy November 30, 2011

toilet splashback

this little "shit" that's coming back to where it come frome.When you're wondering why your anus is wet

The toilet splashback i had yesterday was pretty masive

by Bastibalu June 20, 2016

Vietnam splashback

When you take a massive dump and you splash out half of the toilet water onto your bum.

Person 1:Hey bro just got a massive Vietnam splashback
Person 2:I feel your pain man.

by Itsyourboyhere December 27, 2017

water splashback

When water splashes up from the bowl and makes your behind wet, during the act of "taking a shit"

Damn i need some more paper, my ass is wet because of all the water splashback

by dipso January 7, 2004