Spigot

The kind of guy to blow up someone's Sol Ring on Turn 1.

Bill: "Screw you Rian, you dick, I'm blowing up your Sol Ring because I can"

Rian: "dang"

Literally everyone else: "what a spigot"

by Ghostshucks January 1, 2024

Gravy Spigot

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.

Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!

by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021

Chili Spigot

a butthole

Steve:so, did you get any last night?

Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!

by vikingdrunk January 21, 2011