by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

a butthole
Steve:so, did you get any last night?
Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!
Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!
by vikingdrunk January 21, 2011

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.
Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!
by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021
