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Spigot Ass

A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast
Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat
by your lovely mom April 2, 2020
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Chili Spigot

Steve:so, did you get any last night?

Dave:hell yeah, once I got Sara home, I jammed it right into her chili spigot!
by vikingdrunk January 21, 2011
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Gravy Spigot

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.
Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!
by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021
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