by oojorg June 22, 2021

by Knoxdewitt December 30, 2017

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023

A woman takes a load and blows it through her lip gauge in the air and splashes on her face like a blow hole
by Gymjones July 2, 2021

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale
by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019

by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
