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spermback

As you’re about to cum you pull out and spermback your ejaculate all over the person’s backside
by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007
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spermwanker

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.
"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."
by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017
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Spermbank

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.
1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."
by drotic October 7, 2009
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Crenshaw Spermbank

When a women gets gangraped in Crenshaw neighborhood.
Suswoop did you hear Lotti get pregnant? Shit, how? That bitch went to a Crenshaw Spermbank!
by Asher Adamz September 29, 2021
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spermbankin'

1. To be broke and lazy enough to believe it is a good idea to market and sell one's semen.

2. Any act of donating sperm, especially into the mouth of a female.
1. Joe never graduated highschool, so he made most of his living spermbankin'.

2. I'm seein' her tomorrow night, and you know I'm gonna be spermbankin'!
by egotrippen May 22, 2007
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Spermback Whale

When you’re fucking a fat chick from behind and you pull out and cum all over her back
“Damn you took that fat chick home last night?”

“Yeah she was a spermback whale after I was done with her
by carrytheflag61 February 27, 2022
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