speed bumps

sponger or other annoying obstacle inside a surf spot
sometimes you hit em on purpose cause theyr annoying

last wave was sick, but i hit a few speed bumps on the way in

by tj April 20, 2005

speed bumps

burps you get when you smoke a lot of weed.

dude, i'm tripping ball sacks. oh! speed bumps!

by cbldrg29 January 28, 2010

Speedbump

When your barber sees a hot chick drive by and cuts a zooming line in your hairline

Can also refer to if your hairline is so bad it looks like if your barber hit a speed bump when cutting your hair

Hey his barber really likes speedbumps.

by THEFATHEROFYOU April 13, 2017

Speedbump

Having sex so fast you almost don't notice it, unless it was an explosive orgasm.

We had a speedbump last night. Right in the hallway! So, fast no one noticed us.

by XRKelly September 4, 2019

speedbumpin

an alcoholic who passes out just about anywhere but mainly outside on the sidewalks/streets and people walk by them without any acknowledgement because they rather not deal with them cause of embarressment, social status, lack of empathy, sympathy or their too busy with their own lives to notice what's going on around them

My cousin speedbumpin it again because of all that money he got on Christmas.

by JJ Der-B December 28, 2020

speedbump tiktok

a content creator who mostly post their art like cartoon providing funny goofs and laughs. although he hasn’t shown his face we can all tell he has long puffy hair which is based on one of his characters. he also hosts a realm on minecraft bedrock which he plays on its mostly taken by a furry and a child.

“have you seen speedbump tiktok’s new tiktok???”

by anon103322 March 19, 2021

Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.

I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work

by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022