Spechie

The act of sexually massaging your significant other's eyeball with your hands, mouth, and toes.

That girl gave me a spechie behind school

Spechie by Doctor Cumsock December 15, 2016

Speedies 

Large Breasts

look at those speedies

Shes got cracking speedies

Speedies by hhamiltoncattie August 25, 2017

speachless 

Speachless is the extremely common way to improperly spell the word speechless.

Billy is a retard, he wrote the word speechless with an 'ea' instead of how it's actually spelled, with two e's. Speachless is how retards spell it.

speachless by yitzhak25898891486322256 November 19, 2010

male species 

Normally a bunch of men who are considered "fuck boys" or men who disrespect women and no longer considered part of the human race

The guy who constantly showed Sally his dick after she said stop is part of the male species

male species by Fucksbishbsn October 11, 2016

Speciest 

Spee-she-ist:
This is where someone dislikes something that is living because it isn't a human

People who don't like animals(have a right to)
Her: i hate all animals they are so dumb
Him: dont be speciest, they are all alive, they just are not in the 'human species catagory'.

No.2:
Her: smack*
Him: dont smack the dog.he did not do anything wrong,
Her: its just a dog
Him: she is still alive and can feel pain, don't be speciest!

Speciest by The Universe is Purple May 26, 2015

Screechies 

The excrements of waste left around the anus after a thorough expulsion of poop. Sometimes caught in anus hair, Screechies are common to the average male and rarely occur in female anuses. (this is because female humans do not, in fact, poo at all)

"Duuuude my Screechies are just makin my but itch like crazy!"

"Yo, I saw a guy eat his freaking Screechies the other day"

"Man I am sweating so much, that my Screechies are turning to liquid!"

Screechies by Dr. Wilma May 2, 2006

your species feces 

when your in a heated argument and you have to pull your trap card

Me, an intellectual: you have big gay

Smelly head: your granny tranny
Me, the genius: your species feces
smelly head:*dies*

your species feces by idwcgiercgeriurgvywkeufbvhy3kw May 24, 2018