seattle lutheran 

A school that was good in the 80’s but now everyone has mono and juuls in the bathroom

Fuck Seattle Lutheran

seattle lutheran by MyHighLife420 October 2, 2018

Club house seating 

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.

Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.

Club house seating by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

Seattle Freeze 

A social phenomenon commonly found in the Seattle area. It concludes the majority of Seattle residents as snobby, cold, unfriendly people with a fake-polite exterior. Many people move here with the impression that Seattleites are friendly and laid-back but upon moving quickly realizing how superficial and forced that "friendly" exterior really is. There is alot of debate as to where this social dysfunction comes from. Some say it's the nerdy tech population, some say it's the scandinavian culture, some say it's the weather, and some even say it's the transplants fault.

Transplant: Hey have you heard of the seattle freeze?
Local: No. People here aren't unfriendly. Maybe the problem is you.

Transplant: Let's hang out sometime.
Local: Umm.... I have that thing at the place at that time.

Seattle Freeze by FormerEastCoaster86 December 18, 2013

the seattle no

The Seattle No, is a passive way of declining something. Indigenous people of Seattle do not like turning down friends of acquaintances, therefore they passively decline without actually declining.

If you invite someone from Seattle to an event and they respond, “Hmm yeah that sounds interesting, I’ll have to check,” that is the Seattle NO. If they say “Maybe” and then you don’t hear from them for a while, that's a Seattle NO. If they say “I don’t know” in Seattle that means NO.

the seattle no by Indigenous PNW'er February 6, 2014

Seat Leon 

The best car in the entire world. Encompasses a whole range of engines and trims, esp the Cupra, which is as sexy as!

Girl 1: I'm looking to buy a new car, what should I get?
Girl 2: A Seat Leon, of course! Best car ever!

Seat Leon by Rebecca Coe May 29, 2008

Bottom Seater 

A bowel movement so explosive in nature, that the force of the resulting splash coats the underside of the toilet seat with fecal matter.

I thought that once I flushed the toilet, it would be gone. But then I lifted up the toilet seat to find that I had left behind a bottom seater.

Bottom Seater by The Peacock July 27, 2010

Meat on my seat 

When your bro/brodat thinks a girl whos packing a little bit of protein is pengerz

Yo man wouldn’t mind some of that meat on my seat

Meat on my seat by BrealeyDon June 29, 2019