Shitney Spears 

When you're taking a shit, and it starts off pretty solid, but then quickly degenerates into a fucking mess.

Yo dude, I should've passed on the Ben & Jerry's last night. Stuff gave me some mad shitney spears this morning.

Shitney Spears by Shit Phantom May 19, 2008

Britany Spears

An incorrect spelling of Britney Spears.

Apparently I don't no mush 'bout nuthin.

Britany Spears by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Jamie lynn spears 

The little sister of messed up Brit.
This youngster (16) is PREGNANT, or so she told OK! magazine. The daddie? Her "long time boyfriend" who she "met at church", the problem, in Cali, the age of consent is 17, she is 16, and he is 19, HELLO 18 month Jail sentence.
The only reason this would go to court, other than her parents pressing charges, is BECAUSE it is so public, if a private citizen did the same thing NO one would know, therefor no one would prosecute.

Who knows.

Zoey 101, which will end after next season, will not be effected.

"Ahhh, you got my baby (Jamie Lynn Spears) pregers, IM PRESSING CHARGES!"

Jamie lynn spears by Jessythe fox January 7, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears 

Knocked up Southerner!

Did you hear that Jamie Lynn Spears is preggers?

Jamie Lynn Spears by asdasdas January 11, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears 

To become unexpectedly pregnant.

Oh shit, my girlfriend just got Jamie Lynn Spears!

Jamie Lynn Spears by Billy The Man January 8, 2009

Britney Spears circa 2007 

In contrast to Britney Spears circa 1999, a testament to just how far downhill someone can go in eight years.

I'd much rather look at pictures of Britney Spears circa 1999 than Britney Spears circa 2007.

Britney Spears circa 2007 by Eugene 206 February 28, 2008

jamie-lynn spears 

The girl I can't fantasize about having sex with anymore.

I wanted to blow a wad into Jamie-Lynn Spears, but apparently 75% of the people in Southern California already have.

jamie-lynn spears by Drama_King March 25, 2008