Sparky

To break the glass of a car door using a small white piece of hard plastic broken off from a spark plug, breaking windows almost silently

Suspect 1 -"How we gonna break into this car man?"
Suspect 2 -"We'll do sparky jobs"
Suspect 1 -"Whats a Sparky job??"
Suspect 2 -"Just throw that spark plug onto the ground untill the white part breaks...then throw a small piece as hard as you can to shatter the glass...it's almost completely silent...then chip away the glass where the lock is"

by -SKITZO- April 18, 2006

Sparky

To achieve greatness in a certain area.

Ryan: You just hit a home run!
Chris: Yeah i pulled a sparky didn't I?

by thatkid22 March 19, 2009

sparky

a crap ass electrician with a $100 dollar call out charge who never finishes the job

"dude what the hell happened in here"
"damn sparky crossed the wires"

by snake_eyes July 21, 2006

sparky

Sparky is the nickname given to a southen fairy by fellow southern faries because they feel the name Mark is to man-ly for him and he needs something more fitting for his 'personality'

is that sparky wearing my red high heels again?

by northen monkey April 8, 2004

Sparky

A high aggressive female god. In need a spading as well as some of her shots. Hard to train and may have a problem with liquor. Also has a major liking for anything Star Wars. All around a very strange dog.

Sparky likes to bite all the innocent men at cryans.

by HES May 4, 2004

Sparky

The Fire Starter.

Thats a sparky for you.

I got some sparky for you.

Thats some sparky shit man.

Gimmie that sparky of his/hers any time.

by Readlikeudder April 17, 2010

Sparky

A kid who you nicknamed Sparky in the seventh grade. Now it is used religiously by yourself in favor of not using his actual name to prove your obvious dominance.

Sparky: those dad jokes are Satan himself. I'm scared.
Me: HI SCARED IM DAD
Sparky: NOOOOOOOOOO that's it I'm making a lettuce clone of you do I can ban the real one to the depths of hell

by Hshshsb November 4, 2019