Spanky 

Useless tosser who shows an unhealthy interest in the age old art of bondage.

Actually has no clue!

Put your whip away before Spanky shoots his load! (when in fact the whip is made from liquorice)

Piss off Spanky, you dont have a clue!

Spanky by Bbaby December 29, 2004

Spanky 

The most ballin kid known in central florida. He Drives a raw civc hatch aka "Teh EG", and a fast ass Mini Truck aka "The Beast". Only Non-Sketchy guy in Central Florida.

You Know Alex?..(no) that kid Spanky....(o yea, that kid)
That kid Spanky on myspace posts way to many bullitons
Spanky = Baller.
Spanky is dailed.

Spanky by SouthEasternMotorSports December 14, 2008

spanky 

another term for new or unused. also used for showing interest in something.

Dude, that car is so spanky, i gotta hump the wife in it.

spanky by Scarecr0w April 29, 2003

Spanky 

Stuart Allan, secretary of the space society, student, web porn addict/ geek-like behaviour.

Hey Spanky can I copy your answers?

or

Thats SUCH a Spanky jacket!

Spanky by jason April 13, 2004

Spanky 

Spanky is a man who posts on a wrestling message board, he is usually aboriginal and has a massive penis which resembles the statue of liberty...but bigger.

Spanky poked me in the eye

Spanky by Martin August 7, 2004

spanky 

hairy little wart

a little grinch looking thing which runs aroung going AR WART and laughing at everything you say bacause hes retarded

spanky by ashwellit November 25, 2003

spanky 

a $20 crack rock, sold on the west side of Dayton, Ohio.

Yo, I heard Caleb was slangin' spanky's on the west side.

spanky by Mark Huntsman January 21, 2005