Ankle Spankers

When someone wears trousers that are too short so the bottoms of them end up spanking your ankles when you walk.

Dave: Oi look at his trousers they're too small for him
Jim: I know right he's got some right ankle spankers!

by r33dybo1 September 21, 2012

spankess

To slap a girl immediately before a BJ in the forehead or facial area with your penis.

Right before she blew me, I gave her a spankess.

by Chris Rauer May 4, 2006

new york spankee

a baseball team that always gets beaten by the new york yankees, despite having a winning record against other teams.

before the red sox won the world series twice in 2004 and 2006, they were regular members of the new york spankees!

by anna2k2 April 5, 2010

spankered

To be very drunk, softer version of wankered

I was totally spankered last night

by BrigidC February 10, 2008

Spankles

The really weak, spasticated ankles many young ladies inherit whilst in high heels after a couple of drinks. Most often seen at weddings or balls and oft resulting in grazed knees and/or tearful girls.

Kate really found her spankles at the wedding on Saturday, after a few drinks they buckled and she went down like a sack o potatoes.

by Mike Page December 31, 2008

Spankerella

A Disney themed porn that was taken down by disney.

Porn hubber #1: Hey man! Did you hear what happened to spankerella?.

Porn hubber #2: yeah man! Disney took it down. Now what am I gonna do with my Cinderella flashlight?.

by Thatpunk626 May 2, 2017

spankers

(UK Northern) Adjective: A description of a newly bought item, as in 'brand-spanking-new'.

See also: preggers (pregnant), bonkers (mad), Cheggers (beloved tv presenter)

Don't walk in the mud with those shoes, they're spankers

by papajonesjr March 26, 2021