Star Spangled Ball Slap

When you punch your unsuspecting friend in the balls during the national anthem of a sporting event.

Star Spangled Ball Slap

by Mallrats09 December 21, 2008

spangles

(singular 'spangle')
1.(noun)sparkles, sequins, jewels, beads and/or glitter.

2.(noun)anything which coruscates, flashes, gleams, glimmers, glints, glistens, scintillates, shimmers, sparkle, twinkles or winks and is used in a decorative manner

3.(verb)to emit light suddenly in sparks: (coruscate, flash, gleam, glimmer, glint, glisten,scintillate, shimmer,sparkle, twinkle, wink)

'that top is covered in spangles'
'feelin spangly tonight!'

by mim September 13, 2004

spangleheided

Scotish slang meaning a person who is slightly drunk or has a difficulty in understanding what is being said to them.

"What's wrong with you, ya spangleheided eejit"

by Ross Douglas July 26, 2006

Spandex Brigade

Overly serious cyclists. These people can be seen on racers, sometimes in packs. So called because of their penchant for wearing spandex shorts and tops while cycling around. The Spandex Brigade are known for their flagrant disregard for traffic lights, signalling, one way systems and a plethora of other traffic laws they feel they are above.

I was trying to cross at a set of traffic lights in the city and nearly got run over by the Spandex Brigade as they ran through a series of red lights.

by JoeDredd May 25, 2015

the sandler

When you are home sick from school, and masterbate to hot men eating cantelope

"I didn't feel well so just stroked the pole and pulled the sandler all day long"

by Poontanker Patrick November 25, 2003

adam sandler

Former SNL star, funny movie maker/actor. Usually known for stupid comedies but nevertheless... very hilarious movies.

Dude, happy gilmore owned but mr. deeds kinda sucked, but hey, 50 first dates owned and so did billy madison, big daddy, little knicky, punch drunk love, the waterboy and the wedding singer!

by Oz January 4, 2005

Spankle

When that ass so nonexistent it goes straight from spine to ankle.

Yo, did you see that flat bitch Nicole, she got a spankle. I Don't know why he's even talking to her

by Charlotte Wong September 12, 2018