spandan

The biggest misogynist one can find. Performative activist, massive manipulator and gaslighter.

i can't believe Jake Gyllenhaal gaslighted Taylor like that, he's such a Spandan :/

by donkey catnip November 22, 2021

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

Spandan

He is the biggest nerd you will ever find. All he knows is study, study, and study. Being arrogant and egoistic are his favourite hobbies. He can beat anyone at any game

Oh, look Spandan got full in every subject

by RustyYT January 23, 2021

Spandan

Spandan is a very soft and humane person who understands your problems. He is good at topics related to wildlife, flora and fauna etc. However, he sucks at math. But,overall, he is a good person. He is also very clumsy.

Oh yeah! Did I forget to tell you he is also gay?

Joe: Spandan is love, Spandan is life.

by eeyayaCoolGuy20 November 22, 2019

spandangly

it's spangly and dangly....basically it doesn't get much better than this! BLING!!

OMG...those earrings are well spandangly, you nearly blinded me!

by Big Boobs 1984 December 26, 2008

Spandangled

to dangle a ball sack in front of ones face, purely for torture. One may be asked to suck on the ball sack until further notice.

Hey man did u hear about stacey getting spandangled the other night?

by Kaysty August 1, 2006

spandangle

to jizz or spill sticky liquid

shit dave you spandangled all over her fuckin face!

by mark burns January 3, 2005