spasticated

1. All over the place
2. Not following 'conventional'/'normal' rules or practice
3. Defies 'normal' logic

Adjective for the noun, spastic. Not to be used in conjunction with the noun 'Spastic' which is a real medical/mental affliction.

Q. How was the traffic this morning? A. It was spasticated

My head is spasticated this morning

The organisation of that thing was spasticated

Your explanation is spasticated

by travelmate37 June 25, 2010

spaceticated

when one is spasticaly spaced out .

you spaceticated little monkey testicle ! i.e. scaggy lil dan .

by Dr . Fate . May 4, 2007

sporatical

Like a sabbatical but is on again off again...

I am going to go on a sporatical after work today and tomorrow. I'll finish it up next week.

by MadHat Unspecific May 30, 2008

spratical

Spratical things coming up or showing up at random.

The dog ate the food at a spratical pace.

by tina reynolds August 3, 2006

Splaticated

To be severely intoxicated

I was so splaticated last night that I think I slept with my cousin.

by Big Time Slimmy Jim G November 19, 2010

splatical

to describe someone who is retarded

that kid over there is splatical

by splatical November 13, 2022

salamically

Knowing someone's salami intimately.

Oh trey, your salami won't fit into my mouth. It's huge!

by rolo March 15, 2004