sowed up

To dominate, or reign superior to. "To have on lock down"

"Purple drank imma pour up, got the rap game sowed up. They see my grill, they like hold up. Invisible set? Princess cuts!"

- Mike Jones, "Sowed Up" RMX

by Mays June 23, 2005

Sazed up

The state of being so messed up Nyquil you don't even know where you are. You start screaming "Garry Terriyaki" and your nose starts bleeding for no reason, you end up passing out and waking up 16 hours later.

Alex: Dude, let's get sazed up tonight.
Mooga: Aw yeah dude, sippin on that sazequil bro.
Saze: Dude, I am already sazed up... whoa... Garry TERRIYAKI!!

by Sazequil December 25, 2010

fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

bitch sized

Adult men under six feet tall.

Another bitch sized lout trying to prove he is a man.

by Pud June 5, 2005

Texas-Sized Whatachicken

Referring to a man's ginormous white meat weiner

Ohhh... the teachers in a good mood, she must have had the

"Texas-Sized Whatachicken......smothered in ranchdressin"

by Chi Chi McWeinerson December 31, 2007

keyser soze

Put simply, to keyser soze someone is to create an entire fake reality for them to perceive. Once that fake reality is in place you then go about your agenda in reality while your victim makes moves and assumptions based on the fake reality you made for them. By the time they realize the truth it's already too late cause you're long gone.

I met this woman at the club and I thought everything was cool, but she pulled a keyser soze on me.

by But am I wrong though? August 31, 2017

Franchise Sized Fuckup

Simply put, an unecessary mistake, which stemmed from a smaller problem, which didn't get resolved. As a result the issue got a lot bigger.

The term Franchise is used as the goal of many small businesses is to become well established, with a solid foundation and processes, which will enable them to Franchise out. This enables a small business to become a larger business.

Father: Do you take the car in to get repaired yesterday like I asked you?
Son: Umm, no. I forgot. What's the big deal?
Father: The big deal is, I need to pick your mother up from the airport in an hour and god knows whether I'm going to get there and back in one piece... this is a Franchise Sized Fuckup!

by buckonz October 18, 2008