Swarden

- A sexual act. The guy has a weird fucking fetish of tying up the girl, bending her over the table, and fucking her like a prison bitch. That's the SWARDEN. Fuckin WEIRDO.

1. That bitch over there got swardened last night!

by T3456789 April 17, 2014

sward

Pronunciation:
swärd
Function:
verb
Etymology:
Middle English swahrd, from Old English swhahrd; akin to Old High German swärd to sward something
Date:
before 12th century

intransitive verb1: to unfurl an epic diatribe of utter bullshit while being completely unaware that your existence has become a absolute joke to all those around you

practice2: a fugly twat

Businessman 1: How did the big meeting go today, Tom?

Businessman 2: Not good; I was definitely swarding my ass off.

by C. Erhardt November 22, 2007

Sowardish

the act of cooking the most bland or flavorless dish imaginable while boasting of its health value and outstanding quality, when in reality it is complete shit. the whitest of the whitest seasoned chicken if you will

i went over to Sarahs last night cause she was trying to impress me with a home cooked meal, mannnnn that shit was sowardish as fuck, woulda been better off eating a piece of picket fencing

by chiggity_chang_bang June 6, 2018

sqward

A sqward is when someone is playing a gay game and they dont stop

Jenny:can you stop playing video games

Jack: um im playing fortnite

Jenny: your such a sqward

by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020

seward nebraska

Seward overall is a completely irrelevant city in Nebraska. Not a single person that was raised there has any sort of intelligence. Many people from Seward aspire to become the governor (which is odd because that position is completely powerless). And if you attend T’s gym and the honky tonk you are weird.

If I were to not live in one place in Nebraska it would be Seward Nebraska.

by Emittill43 January 3, 2021

swarda

Swardas are very intelligent and are funny. They can make a joke out of anything and they are very attractive and loveable They have many friends and usually everyone gets along with the jolly personality of Swarda. Swarda is the rarest of the rare name and if you find a person named Swarda make them your friend because they can bring you a good fortune to your life and they will always be there no matter what happens.
Swarda is the best.

Swarda is dope and cool af!!

by RS0627 November 22, 2021

Sofard

A of softness in between soft and hard

“The bread was sofard after it was out for an hour”

by Poopwizardd1 December 22, 2022